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COTJ Launches Job Seeker Services

Have you heard the news? I’ve officially launched Job Seeker Services here on COTJ and I’m absolutely thrilled. I’ve reviewed/edited 100′s of resumes since starting Corn on the Job, so I figured I might as well make it official and add in some other awesome services. Before you watch the video below, know that I’m [...]

February 1, 2011 1 comment READ MORE →

Why Cover Letters Are Like Male Nipples

I was recently told that I have an infected wisdom tooth. That was part one of COTJ hears poopy sandwich news. Part two is that my tooth and his three idiot counterparts will be extracted on February 1st, 2011. Why is this happening to me at the tender age of 27 and 1/2? Why do [...]

January 24, 2011 31 comments READ MORE →

Goofy Looking Dudes, Sandwiches, and a Fake Video Resume

The world is full of jokesters, goofy looking dudes, and sandwiches. The video resume embedded below includes all of those things, and it is indeed a fake. The problem with video resumes like this is that it’s hard to tell if a person is just trying to be funny in their video, or if it’s [...]

January 18, 2011 7 comments READ MORE →

How to Avoid an Out-of-Whack Sleep Cycle When Unemployed

It really sucks to have a screwed up sleep cycle. The stress that results is unreal, and it’s actually a common bad habit that forms when people become unemployed. Some folks will literally hit the snooze button for hours in the morning, and eventually just set their alarms to go off for a later time. [...]

January 17, 2011 7 comments READ MORE →

Security Guard Closes Draw Bridge on Innovative Job Seeker

By now you’ve probably heard the incredibly story of Ted Williams, America’s favorite homeless person. Alcohol, drugs, and “a few other things” eventually led to Ted’s unfortunate situation, but he was blessed with a golden radio voice that is comparable to a mix of Jesus and Frank Sinatra. Passing cars would pay a scary looking [...]