Ben Stiller is a god in my opinion, and after coming across the below video I’m man-crushing the guy even more.  Corn Heads not on Twitter won’t understand the humor, but my Tweeple will agree when I say this video is completely spot on in emulating a needy, annoying, and desperate Twitter user.  Under the video you’ll see my comments.

Comments:

1. There are hundreds of actors that would be funnier than Ryan Seacrest in a “bro-mance” comedy.  Don’t scare me Ben.
2. Ryan Seacrest now has almost has 2.5 million followers.  Ben Stiller only has a bit over 500K.  Terrible.
3. Lesson A – Never ask someone for a “shout out” on Twitter.  That also goes for RT (re-tweets), recommendations, #FollowFriday, etc.  Desperation smells awful.  Write solid tweets and promote other users that have similar interests and  your name will surely be tossed around in other tweets.  Just don’t ask for it, be better than that.
4. Lesson B – Don’t make false claims.  In social media, your reputations all you have.
5. Is “Seacrest out” still funny?

Please welcome ‘Weekend YouTube Update’ to Corn on the Job.  What is this all about you ask?  Ok, well lets be honest, you hate Monday mornings.  Continuing on the honest train, lets have an open conversation about YouTube.  You absolutely love YouTube, and you are definitely watching it while at work.  Starting to understand the value of ‘Weekend YouTube Update’?  What I’ve done is hopefully found a way to ease you back into work mode, while also directing critical, crucial, and possibly life saving news to your world.  Maybe not every Monday morning, but I’ll go with most Monday’s you’ll find a clip, or clips from my weekend search on YouTube.  This category provides a completely off-topic area for yours truly to enjoy.  Let’s use todays YouTube clip as an example:

Weekend YouTube Update #1 – Obama Disses Kanye

Comments:

1. Watching Obama back track after releasing his comment is very enjoyable to me
2. Obama is pro Taylor Swift
3. I believe the President just asked for some slack

What do you think?