Before presenting to you my christmas list, I’d like to wish all my Corn Heads a very happy holidays and an awesome 2010. COTJ has grown tremendously since it’s birth (July 2009), and whether you have been here since day 1, or you are stopping by for your first time today, I’m pumped you’re here. 2010 is yours – don’t forget that!
My Wish List
I was a very good boy in 2009 and I deserve everything on this list. Santa, I’m sorry that it took me so long to get you this, but please make sure to get your $175/per hour making ass to my house by Christmas morning. Here it is…
No more Tiger drama – I’m over it. I’m bored with it. I just don’t care. Please everyone, let it go. That includes you, SNL.
Keep Twitter the same in 2010 – I love Twitter the way it is and I don’t want it changing much in 2010. Sure, advertisements will most likely be coming our way this year, but I like how it functions now. Please keep chat, pictures, and picture tagging away. Oh, and Farmville, I will flip shit if you ever touch my Twitter.
New computer chair – Seriously, this is huge. Right now I’m using an awkwardly loud, uncomfortable chair and I hate it. My last chair decided to break while I was sitting on it. Definitely fell off. Definitely glad no one witnessed that.
A brilliant ending to LOST – While I trust the writers, I’m worried about this years series finale sucking or leaving us with more questions. The ending should not be anyone’s dream and it should not be purgatory. If for some reason this show ends poorly, Dexter is waiting patiently to take over reins as my favorite show.
Socks – You don’t expect me to buy my own do you?
Google Wave Manual – I think I understand how it all works, but if Google Wave is going to take over the world I better do a bit more research. Also, I’m not sure I like how people can see what you type before hitting the enter button. That’s dangerous on so many levels.
So that’s all. I’m not asking for much. I’ve been good this year and I think I deserve everything on this list. I mean, not that I have a wife, but if I did I definitely wouldn’t have cheated on her and driven into a tree (that was my first and last Tiger joke).
What is on your wish list this year?